Worried about some kind of dystopian future where the lines between man and machine start to become increasingly blurred? Stop being such a fucking pussy and embrace your future as an android slave. This is the next stage of evolution and body-modification at its boldest. You may already think it’s edgy having a bolt through your nipple but try walking around with a barbecue strapped to your chest. There’s also a wild eclecticism at work here, what with the go-go-gadget umbrella and Super Mario finishes. It’s not an easy life but don’t you dare pity him – he’ll still be making an honest buck doling out low-quality snacks long after your unpaid internship at ‘Art Twat‘ magazine runs out.

Date: December 14, 2012